If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

Um, how did this happen?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

good cover. and nice sword BTW

 

[ShockValue]

Get back in the Pokeball!

 

[NeoAC]

Yeah! I caught you fair and square! That's why I was silent! *tosses one pokeball to shock, one to Max and one to Goat* Caught that Rattata too, sent it to the box though. Too old.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

NO!!!!! I DID NOT SLEEP WITH BEN FRANKLIN! I'm just gonna close my eyes and this will all be gone... *Closes... opens eyes.* DAMNIT! How drunk was I last night? Oh well. *Rapid Slices Ben, then goes into Ex-mode and becomes a Ninja. Throws shuriken for 9999 damage. Back Attack! 9999 damage! +20,000 exp. Level up! +12 strength. +14 intelligence. +50000 sexyness. +11 defence. +12 wisdom. +14 constitution.*

 

[ShockValue]

I think you're in the wrong room.

 

[NeoAC]

Wrong Ben....... and now see, that's why you didn't get a Squirtle.

EDIT for POST NINJAING!: Indeed.

 

[Maltyz]

GO CANADA!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Why did you have to make this one hard Maltyz, by having that avatar, it makes me look like I covered a baby in cum.... Thanks... but i didn't...

 

[ottenni]

FOOTBALL! Wait your a baby.
HOLY CRAP, I'M PEDOBEAR!

 

[Maltyz]

Yesh you did! Yesh you did!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

shut up.

Ha! Ninja Squirtles are too high level to be caugh! (or at least can break out after a well placed karate chop) *We then bust master out of the clink, then go out for pizza*

 

[ShockValue]

You can't break out of a Masterball.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I can rip you out of your morph ball and rape you.

 

[Roxas1359]

Why would you do that? Also, why am I tied up?

 

[NeoAC]

I blame Rush Limbaugh.

 

[Rainboq]

AIM FOR THE OWL!

 

[Roxas1359]

*shivers* That's not the reading owl is it?

 

[ShockValue]

You should put that sword away.