If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

You should prepare *pounces*

 

[Rainboq]

*shivers* That's not the reading owl is it?

Its not
Please, SHOOT THE OWL

 

[NeoAC]

BAH! MORE BAD NINJAING!

Um......yeah, what is with the owl?

 

[Rainboq]

Please good Canadian, remove this owl!

 

[NeoAC]

Oi! I need to borrow that computer. *smashes computer into owl*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh dear we might get in trouble *pounces Josh*

 

[ShockValue]

So, why are you trying to kill the owl?

 

[Rainboq]

Well, we tried it again and it wasn't that great
Oh, look at the time! It's getting quite late.
But before I go
I want you to know
For future success, just *******.

Pontificate?

OT: OI! THAT'S MY HEAD!

 

[NeoAC]

Cause I was told to. I'm such a sheep like that.

 

[ShockValue]

Guess I'll blindly join.

 

[NeoAC]

Sweet! You can use your power suit thing!

 

[ShockValue]

I actually meant I was going to join the other side.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Puts a Falcon on Rainboq's head. It accepts it as it's perch.* Enjoy! You should have probably left the owl on.

 

[NeoAC]

Ah, but I have diplomatic immunity! So you can't do anything to me!

 

[Rainboq]

*shoots*

Its just been revoked

 

[Sleekgiant]

Should we dispose of that