If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

I could go for some coffee

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

@Rainboq: *Waves spoon threateningly*
You again! Stay back, beast!
I shan't warn you again!

@LeonLethality: Here.
*Pours coffee on Leon*

 

[Tiny116]

Bacons done!
A raw ham for you Rainboq
and sorry i don't do coffe!

 

[LeonLethality]

Bacon and coffee? what a nice morning this is.

 

[Rainboq]

Thanks for the meat! *cuddles*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Throws a spoon at Rainboq*
Animal! In my house! My room!

 

[Rainboq]

Hey! I'm sentient!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Throws another spoon*
Back! Stay away! Animal!

 

[Rainboq]

I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Where are you getting the spoons from?!

 

[Rainboq]

She's ANIME! It doesn't matter!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Throws yet another spoon at Rainboq*
Monster! Animal! You'll try to kill us all!

 

[Tiny116]

@Greyfox arn't you full of false parts?
@Rainboq Your welcome
@Greyfox lets play nicely
@WafflesandBacon Greyfox can get anything i suspect

...
That was complicated!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Looks for drawer of infinite spoons*

 

[LeonLethality]

do you prey on moogles?!
rawr why does it take forever to post T.T

 

[Rainboq]

.... *sniff*... I'm not a monster....

 

[ShockValue]

It's actually over there. *points to heavily trapped area*

Bah! Ninjas.

 

[LeonLethality]

Ninja tigers?!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

ShockValue! *Hugs quickly*
Run for your life!
Damn you Leon!
*Throws a spoon*

 

[Rainboq]

.. *starts crying*... HUMANS ARE THE MONSTERS!