If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

*Grabs LL away from Julian* MINE! *runs around maniacally*

 

[Tiny116]

Infinite! *High five*
And you don't need to steal Leon back!
*Waves bacon cookie*
it's simple XD

 

[Scde2]

Well I have loads of real bacon cookies

Spoiler: yummy

 

[The Infinite]

*looks at bacon cookies*
I am torn. I love cookies. I love bacon. Yet I do not love this.
*stares in dismay*

 

[Scde2]

So...
bacon=win
cookies=win
bacon cookies=fail
Thus Win+Win=Fail?

 

[Julianking93]

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU???

 

[Tiny116]

An alien from outer space
*Bleeps cute cat girl*

 

[The Infinite]

@Scde2
It makes no sense. I wish I understood.
Oh well *goes to make bacon wrapped steak*
@Julian *Face explodes from cuteness*
@Tiny DAMN YOU TINY! *point to Tiny*

 

[ShockValue]

*throws coffee at Infinite*

 

[Scde2]

Hey Shock...do you want to try my bacon cookies?

Spoiler: Well...do you?

 

[ShockValue]

No...first of all, it's probably poisoned, and I don't like bacon.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Well do you like waffles?

 

[ShockValue]

Waffles are delicious.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thank you.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Will you take it with...

Spoiler: coffee?

 

[ShockValue]

Coffee...my one weakness. *stumbles trying to grab the coffee*

 

[Scde2]

What about this coffee?

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

Killing me won't solve anything.

 

[Scde2]

Fine...

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

Because of that, I'll remember not to throw you out any windows.