If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

But I should tell you that the coffee has bacon in it.

 

[ShockValue]

That wasn't very nice of you. Get my hopes up, only to crush them.

 

[LeonLethality]

You never crush my hopes... In my pants...

 

[ShockValue]

I guess that's good?

 

[Zeromaeus]

-walks in door badly disfigured, bleeding, and nearly unconscious-
I-its fine a-and dandy that you g-guys destroyed...
-cough up blood-
destroyed the Inn while I was...un-unconscious...
b-but next time...
dig me out of-of the remains...
-collapses-

 

[ShockValue]

You're getting blood everywhere...*attempts to help Zero using only coffee*

 

[Zeromaeus]

-bluh-
Th-that coffee...
b-bad
p-poison
...
Must get...
elixer...

 

[ShockValue]

It's not poisoned! *drinks coffee*
See! It's perfectly fine.
*collapses*

 

[LeonLethality]

Uhh...
*fairie light*
That should do it. it's no reraise but it's enough.

 

[Scde2]

Oh damn...Uh sorry about that Shock

 

[ShockValue]

I'm fine with the poisoning however I can't let you get away with destroying coffee.

 

[LeonLethality]

*drinks the coffee*
That's funny I thought we fixed the machi-
*faints*
*muffled*It's probably the beans but we can't let them go to waste!

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stands up and dust self off as body mends-
Thanks LL.
Yeah I'm gonna cast Detox on that coffee and...
*hisssssssssssssssssss*
The coffee hissed at me...
It literally hissed at me...
...
So...
Nice barn.

 

[ShockValue]

The coffee doesn't like you, it says I should throw you out the window.

 

[LeonLethality]

*gets back up*
I think I am growing immune.
This barn is much nicer than the other place due to the convenient window and only one cieling instead of falling through multiple floors.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ah...
Its harder to get on the roof too...

 

[ShockValue]

I could make it more accessible. *Fires missile at roof*

 

[LeonLethality]

Great now there are two holes, one shaped like me and one shaped like a missile explosion. oh well natural lighting is the best

 

[ShockValue]

Well at least I can stop throwing people out the window now.

 

[Scde2]

Now that would be a miracle