If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheBYOBGig]

Wow...My first enema...

 

[ShockValue]

It could be worse.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

whats an enema?

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Thank god for inexperience...

 

[Dr.Susse]

@lelouch: An enema is the liquid flushing of one's bowels for surgical reasons. (One from a blastoise would be amazingly painful) I could go into more detail but that would be just gross.

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.susse: .......?

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Finally, the Protoss satisfy me...

 

[ShockValue]

Right....I'll just leave now.

 

[Scde2]

Can I come with?

 

[ShockValue]

As long as you don't slow me down.

 

[Pandora92]

Why do you still have a gun in your hand?... *worried*

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Wow...Well, my pre-teen fantasy is done...

 

[Aisaka]

The gun transforms into a whip for those times she wants to get... Kinky...

Ninja'd

EDIT: Pah, normal people, boring.

 

[Scde2]

Which one of you did I?..oh forget it!

 

[Pandora92]

You brought the rabbit along?

**EDIT**

(Ninja'd)

 

[Aisaka]

You did the rabbit.

Definitely.

 

[NeoAC]

What the hell are you all doing on my futon?!?

 

[Aisaka]

Having sex with small fluffy animals apparently.

 

[TheBYOBGig]

And that's called a hat-trick...

 

[NeoAC]

That's way too creepy...You know what. Futon's yours now.