If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sevre]

Was that Team Rocket?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Pipes are bad for your health, Spanish Inquisition guy.

 

[Vrex360]

Now, you would be useful in my human genociding plans....

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

My guns only fire water (for some insane reason)

 

[ShockValue]

A Blastoise? I could have sworn you were a Charizard...

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Well, I beat Charizard. Every time.

 

[ShockValue]

A Charizard is preferable to a Blastoise in all situations.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Except against a Blastoise.

 

[hotacidbath]

I'm really not THAT into Pokemon.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Its a shell.

 

[SoloStoffe]

Why hello there, sexy pokémon.

 

[hotacidbath]

Its a shell.

I was posting for the Samus one originally.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

i'd be scared as fuck.

 

[ShockValue]

I just got over the nightmares!
Get out of...All Hail the Hypnotoad.

 

[hotacidbath]

Edited to do my original one:
Wow, ummm, you aren't what I was expecting under that suit.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

She's hot, right?

 

[The Infinite]

HOLY CRAP BLASTOISE! *Throws a Masterball* Like to see you hydropump your way outta that one.

 

[ShockValue]

I think I'll never be able to sleep again...

[sup] Don't taunt him! He'll do it! [/sup]

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

A masterball on a Blastoise? Are you retarded or something?
*Hydro pump it out of the air*

 

[The Infinite]

Good point. *takes out scythe* *slices hydropumps off* HaHA! *dances around merrily*