If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Vrex360]

Yeah, you'd better run... HUMAN!!!

 

[JP Neufeld]

HOLY FUCK I FINALLY GOT SOME ACTION

 

[mcgroobber]

i dont know, probably scream that someone was in my bed

 

[LeonLethality]

You know my rule on smoking in bed!

 

[Scde2]

Were we attacked in our sleep? Or is this a regular routine?

 

[LeonLethality]

Quite often actually.

 

[Blydden]

I would probably be frightened. Very frightened.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Hey newbie, may I offer you some completely safe non-poisonous coffee?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Don't do it... Wait what do I care? Drink up friend.

 

[LeonLethality]

Ohh I'll have some of that
*swipes and drinks coffee*
Ah nothing bett-
*collapses and falls out the window of the top floor of the tower of flower power*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

NO! LEON!

 

[Zeromaeus]

-looks out window-
Feather fall.
...
I hope that lasts until he gets to the ground...
-sips coffee-
-whump-

 

[LeonLethality]

[sub][sub][sub]I'm okay.... I think[/sub][/sub][/sub]

*Bits of Leon are scattered everywhere*

[sub][sub][sub]This could take a while[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stands back up-
I think I'm building an immunity to that stuff...
...
Should I call the maintenance droid or Junk Man???
Decisions, decisions...

 

[LeonLethality]

*scales the wall back up*
I should have put in an elevator or taken the stairs...
Either way I should be fine now
*straightens crooked arm*

 

[Zeromaeus]

-looks out window to see "spare parts" lying around-
I think you missed some...
Never mind...

 

[LeonLethality]

Really I don't think I'm missing any *looks out window*
Those are parts of the self destruct mechanism, I'm glad that's off

 

[The Infinite]

*portals in* *looks at self destruct parts* *jumps down and grabs the lot* *portals out*

 

[LeonLethality]

I hope he isn't doing what I think he is doing with those...

 

[fanklok]

Not the face not the face