If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

@shock Aye as I can see his attempts to blow you up failed as well.

 

[ShockValue]

@Infinite: He's getting sloppy.

@Leon: I should demand my money back.

 

[LeonLethality]

@Shock: Rain has my wallet....

 

[The Infinite]

*Pulls out wallet that tries to bit fingers off* Here I'll loan you what you need.

 

[ShockValue]

@Infinite: Uhh...that's quite an odd wallet.

@Leon: I actually meant get my money back from Tiny since he didn't finish the job.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

This is getting hard to follow.

OT: *generic snuggle*

 

[ShockValue]

Right...*attempts to capture the Mew*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Why does everyone want to capture me? *shadow ball*

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're a Mew! Who wouldn't want to capture you?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I'm also shiny. I'm ultra rare, aren't I.

 

[ShockValue]

Yes, that is why I must capture you.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Well I'm max level. You'd need a lot of power to catch me.

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah, I give up already. It was much easier when you were just a Squirtle.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Evolution's a *****.

 

[ShockValue]

Want to beat the Elite four for me anyway?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Hmmmm. *teleport*

 

[ShockValue]

Damn...

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*teleport* There. *Places heads of the Elite 4 on the coffee table*

 

[ShockValue]

Well...I just wanted you to defeat their Pokemon, not kill them. However I can't stay mad at you Mew, you're too cute.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*cuddle*