If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

I go for dinner and I come back and find a bunch of peoples heads on the table... I am NOT cleaning that up.

 

[ShockValue]

They're there to liven up the place.

 

[The Infinite]

hmm alright I can see that, help with the ambiance of the place.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

That it does. *cudles shock*

 

[Scde2]

*Cuddles with the mew*

 

[Jamiemitsu]

"Sulks" I wanted to lose my virginity to a character designed by Yoshitaka Amano...

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

First of all, What!? Second of all *thunderbolt*, shut up.

 

[Snarky Username]

I would give it a gigantic hug

 

[Julianking93]

DAWWW!!!!

*cuddles then goes back to sleep*

 

[Hazy]

Aye, alright.
I can dig it.

 

[Neonbob]

...this isn't some kind of...game is it?
*searches room*
Good. No plastic bags.
*runs out*

 

[Y2K Man]

*Nuked Whales. I'm Right there with you.*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I would be dead.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Gah, kill it! kill it! *readies torch and pitchfork*

...sorry, just not a fan of the Mew

 

[Night_Shade_13]

''Whats in the pipe and if its gotta little kick give us a pull''

 

[Hazy]

"Never. Drink. Again."

 

[Steppin Razor]

What the fuck did I do last night?

... on the plus side, *steals sandwich*

 

[Resurrectionist]

Have a bite to eat.
Then just stare.

 

[MeltedGeneral]

Please tell me that I won you as a grand prize.