If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

*Wakes up* *Looks around* I is confused *goes to make some bacon*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Damn you! I want that bacon!

 

[The Infinite]

Fine *Toss a plate to Alpha* Yum how I do love bacon. You Mr. KingTeabag gets none.

 

[The Infinite]

Bloody Tentacles. *sigh* *Teleports bacon directly into Alphas mouth* There you get bacon too.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Eh, KingTeabag can keep the bacon. Just had dinner then and don't need any. However, *cracks open can of Pepsi Max* time to feel refreshed

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Teabag: Dr. Pepper you say? Well sonny, that delicious drink got scrapped over here in the big Australia land. If you know where to look you can find places selling cans of it imported from The States, but it's more expensive than hiring three hookers and a pool hall.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Teabag: Fair enough. It's imported from The States in a few stores around the place but that's about it. It didn't really sell well enough I suppose.

Besides, Jack Daniels reigns supreme when it comes to drinks.

 

[Vrex360]

EEEK, a cyber ghost.

Do cyber ghosts harbour any deep seated resentment for humanity? Because if so this may actually work out just fine.

 

[CycloKyle]

Damn it... I thought you were Master Chief

 

[S.R.S.]

Is this Sparta?

 

[Vrex360]

No... This... Is.... VREX!!!!!!

 

[S.R.S.]

Sorry who?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

HADOUKEN!
No one is putting anything that looks like that underneath the mask near me in a bed. Just urgh.

 

[Darth Caelum]

A guy with a hammer, *shrugs* what else is new? *Decapitates*
[sub]For future Reference, current Avatar is Jack of Blades[/sub]