If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

Hum...
A schoolgirl who doesn't realize she is god? Interesting...
Are there rules and such? I have a well rounded knowledge of a few religions...So I know what comes behind em.

 

[Steppin Razor]

There are only four major rules of the branch of Haruhiism I follow:

1.) Worship Haruhi as the One True God
2.) Do not let Her find out She is a God
3.) Never, ever, under any circumstances, let Her get bored. EVER
4.) Just as important as rule 3, do not let harm befall the Chosen One, Kyon

Spoiler: Her Most Glorious Haruhi

Spoiler: Kyon, the Chosen One

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hm? Who is this chosen one, Kyon?
What makes him so special?

 

[Steppin Razor]

To tell you that I have to explain Rule 3: When Her Holiness gets bored, the world tends to approach imminent destruction and being remade, all on a whim. Of course, there is no guarantee that any one of us will be reborn into this new world, so stopping that from happening is a good idea if you want to ensure your continued survival.

Kyon is the Chosen One as Haruhi Herself has chosen him. No one knows why, but She likes him. A lot. It is speculated that his death will result in the complete and utter destruction of the entire universe. More importantly, She is kinda cute and seeing Her heart get broken over the loss of him would be terrible.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hm....Understood.
I think I understand this religion, and would be happy to support it with my skills.
It is likely one of the more interesting movements I have joined...and perhaps a little bit cutesy for me, but I will assist, nonetheless.

 

[Steppin Razor]

You can show your support for the cause here

[sub]Yes, this whole thing was just an excuse to try and recruit another member.[/sub]

 

[UnusualStranger]

Nice try, but that group is deeper into the show than I could hope to be.
[sub]Funny though, I recognize all of those people, and was there when that was created...[/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

We're starving for members. The series is massive, but barely anybody has bothered to join. This fills me with anger and the uncontrollable urge to start taking peoples' skulls.
[sub]What can I say? With a couple exceptions, the group is made of pretty well-known users.[/sub]

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, perhaps I can find a few people. That is one thing I am good at doing.... However, I need to get myself some sleep.
[sub]All those users are well known to me. But, good evening to you. I shall return my next evening...[/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Sleep..? It's a few hours too early for that here, but I wish you good luck in your endeavour.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Thank you. It is actually 5AM here. I should have been sleeping a while ago, but I like my conversations with people. Good evening.

 

[Vrex360]

Greetings, humanoid creature.

Have you perchance considered my offer to assist me in releasing the Ebola virus into all known human schools in exchange for whatever profits we gain from it?

 

[Simalacrum]

...Please don't kill me

 

[DigitalSushi]

Waking up next to 5 people?, it must be a Wednesday.

 

[axle 19]

I'm seeing rainbows, what the hell have I been smoking?

 

[Steppin Razor]

I demand that you share this stuff you've been smoking.

 

[axle 19]

Hold let's see if I have anymore.........Ok here you go be sure to puff on the right end though cause that shit will burn.

 

[Ldude893]

WHOA, that was ONE Hangover.

 

[axle 19]

Wasn't it, I believe we hit all the walls with that one.

 

[Tiny116]

Oh No not axle....no, no...NOOOOO *Head spin*