If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[axle 19]

It's good to see you again Tiny though I didnt see this one coming.

 

[Megas Rules]

You know ive never done it with a guy but i love it rough

 

[axle 19]

I must have been blasted last night. That would explain the headache.

 

[Megas Rules]

Dr Cox you live up to your name

 

[axle 19]

I thought you were a girl....Whiskey anyone?

 

[LeonLethality]

*Snags some whiskey*
I'll have some.

 

[Tiny116]

*Tackles Leon for whiskey*
*Gulp gulp*
*wipes mouth*
AHHH
*Hands bottle back to axle*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Wakes up*
Good morning Leon. Well, afternoon for me...
*Avoids the whiskey*
No telling what will happen to my limbs if I get drunk...
*Backs away from Tiny*
Oh dear... a drunk ninja...

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

What are you doing outside of the kitchen?

More seriously it would probably be "hey there beautiful in attempt to get the avatar to continue to sleep with me.

 

[ShockValue]

...evil koala.

 

[axle 19]

It would seem everyone is enjoying my whiskey...O dear God a drunk ninja, *pushes the koala in front of Tiny*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I just woke up next to Dr.Cox with playdo. Can I have the playdo?

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah...I destroyed your lab.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

No worries. I'll be a bunny soon.
*Snuggles*

 

[ShockValue]

An evil bunny. I guess I should throw you out a window or something.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Do so, and I will consume your immortal soul. *Snuggles*

 

[ShockValue]

Well...I guess I won't be doing that.

 

[LeonLethality]

I'll take the chance!
*throws Kitsune out the window*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Sees Leon*
Leon! Yay! Would you like some hot chocolate?
*Sniffs the air*
Something smells like... burning...

 

[ShockValue]

Right, whatever you say Greyfox...