If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Coffee
*Lobs mug at Lelouch*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Prepares to pounce*
*Is distracted by nearby shiny thing*
SHINY!

 

[Vrex360]

DIE FOOLISH BUNNY!!!

 

[Tristan Sjet]

*Pees in Lycanthrope321's coffee*
ahhh.. i needed that. Now, on to business..

*grabs nearest person, removes their liver and sells it on ebay,*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Vrex, I haven't killed you yet, so please, until such time as I make an attempt on your life, leave me the fragmentation grenade alone.

*Punches Tristan through a wall*
SHORYUKEN!

 

[Rainboq]

KIT *pounces*

 

[ShockValue]

Meow? Yeah, I think meow is an appropriate response.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Considering that half the escapist are catpeople, it's probably a safe bet.

 

[Aisaka]

And you are the big dog that hunts down the cats and eats them.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I'm the bunny that eats the thing that eats the thing that regularly brushes its teeth with the dog. What does that make you?
*Hugs*

 

[ShockValue]

This food chain is messed up.

 

[Aisaka]

I am God.

The top of the food chain.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Coooooooooooooool. *Huggles*

I must warn you though. I eat unspeakable horrors for breakfast.

 

[Aisaka]

I eat toast for breakfast.

Godly toast.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Sits in lap and goes to sleep*
Leave me be, and not one forumite dies.

 

[Aisaka]

Oh my. It would seem I have some scum on my skirt, now how will I get it off...

Oh, I know! *Pulls out hammer*

 

[ShockValue]

or you could shoot him into the sun.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Please don't. I'm not doing anything nasty.
*Hugs Shock*

Besides, I'm not scum or vermin, I belong to the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha (which have several differences to rodents, as they have four incisors on the upper jaw instead of two, as well as being almost wholly herbivorous)

MINORCAN GIANT LAGOMORPHA!
*Transforms into giant mammoth rabbit*
ROAR!

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to. The fact that you just transformed into a giant rabbit has nothing to do with my indecisiveness.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Minorcan giant lagomorpha is in fact a herbivorous species, comparable to the Woolly Mammoths that once roamed the frozen tundra. However, unlike that of a Woolly Mammoth, my temper is easily controllable. I desire nothing more than hugs and Jaffa Cakes.
*Lies down and naps a little*