If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

I'm considering testing a nuke on you.

 

[mcgroobber]

who me?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@shock:I can see the scientific benifits from that.

 

[ShockValue]

Yes. Don' worry, it won't hurt at all.

@Dr: I just want to blow something up. You messed up my last test launch.

 

[mcgroobber]

i find that to be extremely offensive

 

[ShockValue]

It will be fun!

 

[mcgroobber]

thats like hitler telling the jews that the concentration camp was a theme park, though it may be true, the theme was death

i don't condone the holocaust or you using nukes on me

 

[Dr.Susse]

@shock: Bomb anywhere but Australia. I also wonder what is in those bombs because the last one was full of rainbows and jelly beans.

 

[ShockValue]

@Dr: Well, I'm using Unusual's stockpile. Not sure where he got them.

@MC: So, you don't want to help. Disappointing.

 

[mcgroobber]

i will not be as nice to you as i am usually if you nuke me, so just nuke quebec

 

[ShockValue]

Fine...I'll just save this nuke for later.

 

[mcgroobber]

nah, im just kiddin, we'll still be friends =)

 

[UnusualStranger]

I have returned....for a few moments.

What is going on here? A planned nuking?

 

[ShockValue]

Well I was going to nuke Mc but he doesn't want to go along with the plan.

 

[mcgroobber]

i dont understand why i would be nuked though, im very nice

 

[ShockValue]

I need to test launch a nuke. The other two test launches encountered problems.

 

[mcgroobber]

launch it on..... um north korea

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hm...Well Shock, I can see why he does not want to be nuked. It can be mildly unpleasant for those unprepared.

However, MC, what exactly have you done that is so nice?

 

[mcgroobber]

well i haven't been mean thats for sure

 

[UnusualStranger]

The absence of evil does not make one good, it just makes you neutral. Not exactly a fantastic position.