"Magical Trevor is here for the day,
We all love him it's safe to say.
It's 12PM so he starts with a thriller,
He's gonna do tricks with a Chinchilla.
Covers it up with his magical cloak,
Gets out some petrol and gives it a soak.
Look out kids! He's playing with matches,
He'd better be careful, in case that cloak catches.
On fire!"
*Uses song-magic to dispel cuteness*
"Oh no the cloak is on fire.
It's turning to ashes, with our furry friend,
When will this horror finally end?
Oh, look it's ok well that was amazing!
The chincilla's just fine, but now it's turned into a raisin.
Shame no one's watching. Put this in your journal:
"Dear Diary, Chinchillas sure are nocturnal"
Check up your animal facts next time trevor.
Ohh. You sure get nice coats at 'World of Leather'"