If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Claymorez]

Get a tennis racket and start playing tennis with dirty socks

 

[LeonLethality]

*Falls though the roof on to Shock*
"Thanks for breaking my fall. Is there any coffee?"

 

[ShockValue]

I think it got destroyed with Infinite's stockpile of nukes.

 

[The Infinite]

You can blame Tiny for that one Leon. I could conjure some up for you if you want? with some cookies too.

 

[Tiny116]

*dodges dirt socks*
@shock please explain to me how an explosion wont make nukes go up?

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: I'm quite sure there are external and built in measures to prevent a nuclear weapon from producing a nuclear yield. This of course applies to both deliberate and inadvertent attempts.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Hugs*
PROCRASTINATION!
*Casts some magic that makes chocolate*

 

[The Infinite]

*conjures up some cookies and milk to go with chocolate* woo

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Irony. It's ironic because it's ironic.

 

[Dr.Susse]

While you got all this irony out could you iron my shirt?

 

[Tiny116]

...
you could do mine as well if you like.
*Hands shirt*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Fine. *goes into next room*

*comes out with singed fur* I think I failed.

 

[axle 19]

Dear God, how long have I been unconscious, *drinks his Irish Coffee*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Eh, 18 hours I think.

 

[Tiny116]

*tackles axle*
the necronomicon will be mine!

 

[axle 19]

Never, only I can control its' power. *Has zombies take Tiny and throw him out the window*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

shoots tiny* there, thats my one murder for the week.

 

[Tiny116]

*respawns*
Lelouch *high fives*
You've had yours now i'll have mine
*beheads*
Axle catch
*throws lelouch's head at axles face*

 

[axle 19]

*Catches it* Thanks, I've always needed a chamber pot. Anyone want an Irish Coffee. *Sips his Irish Coffee*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Respawns* ok now that thats over with.

Dr. Pepper anyone? *pops tab*