If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Cookie thief*

 

[Tiny116]

*Beheads and disposes through window*
*eats another cookie*

 

[ShockValue]

It's probably poisoned.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Cookie is poisoned*

 

[NeoAC]

Or has a sugar substitute and unsweetened chocolate.....or yes poison.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Starts eating cookies too*
*Notices they contain chocolate*
*Overthrows several government*
*Takes another cookie*

 

[Tiny116]

my personal cookies are not poisoned
tough luck dark
*eats another cookie*

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: I shouldn't have wasted that one free throw...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Tiny
Death doesn't work on me Tiny...
*Eats more cookies*

 

[LeonLethality]

@Shock: Allow me.
*Throws Tiny out the window*

 

[NeoAC]

Man, the window company's making a mint off the lot of us...

 

[Tiny116]

*Force jump*
*Tiny lands next to Leon and guts her with his lightsaber*
You don't get a free throw
*Disposes through window*
@Shock never mind
@dark Good for you

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Neo
They are?
Why even bother getting new Windows then?
Just install Ubuntu...

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: ...You have a problem.

 

[Tiny116]

@Shock Yes I do, people seem to think it's ok to throw me out of the window all the time, all i'm doing is eating cookies. If you take a moment to think, I'll think you'll find every act of violence I commit is in retaliation or self defense.

*eats another cookie*

 

[NeoAC]

@Dark: Probably the best idea. And screw it, its summer anyway. They're gonna be open all the time anyway.

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: It's because you deserve it.

 

[Tiny116]

@Shock your lack of decent reasoning suprises me Shock. You see I disagree to deserving it, hence the violence.
*Continues eating cookie*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Opens eyes*
I seem to be sleeping in a lot more these days...
I miss the good ol' days...
*Hugs Tiny and ShockValue*
Anyone want some hot chocolate?

 

[Tiny116]

*drops cookie*
*hugs grey*
Ohh I really would, I can't remember the last time I had my Greyfox hot chocolatefix!
*bounces on balls of feet*