If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

*launches nuke*

 

[Scde2]

*Bribes the nuke to go away*

 

[ShockValue]

I didn't launch it at you though.

 

[Scde2]

I know. We may need it later.

 

[ShockValue]

We have such a large stockpile I doubt it would really matter if we wasted one nuke.

 

[Scde2]

In that case...
*Sends the nuke into Alaska, 4 teh lulz*

 

[ShockValue]

...Nice job.

 

[Scde2]

'twas necessary.

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK I just got off the phone, and apparently the US government is kinda angry.

Something about Alaska...
How is everyone doing?

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not questioning your decision. I enjoy senseless destruction.

 

[NeoAC]

Yeah, plus Alaska was a necessary sacrifice.

 

[ShockValue]

I think we should conquer Canada.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Take over Canada? Could work....Lots of space to hide stuff, right next to the US.....

I like it!

 

[ShockValue]

I'm quite sure we won't encounter too much resistance. You have giant mechs right?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I do...they are stored in a more secret location, but I do...Though I thought the tanks and jets would be enough?

 

[ShockValue]

Sure we can invade with tanks and jets, but mechs are just so much cooler and intimidating.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Very true....But I am willing to bet we are going to need more people to pilot them than what we have here now.

And I'm not trusting any mercenaries, they'll just start joyriding, and I can't have that. These mechs are hard to come by.

 

[Scde2]

Want kind of resistance can Canada put out?

 

[ShockValue]

I think we should have just gone through the world in alphabetical order.

 

[Scde2]

Afghanistan?...Too late.