If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Blasphemous Rex]

Dammit, how did you know I was hiding in that lampshade! And, sure, why not.

 

[Scde2]

Someone ninja'd me. But I can't see anyone.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

No worries.
FLARE!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Ninja flare*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

You sir, doth provoke my wrath. Prepare thyself!
*Fries rex with lightning*
Emperor Palpatine style.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Ninja flip* You need to move faster then lightning to catch a ninja! *smoke bomb*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

As the crow flies, and the shoe fits, now you die you flipping git!
*Breaks Rex's skeleton into tiny fragments with my mind*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Ninja decoy* *ninja flip* *ninja backstab*

 

[LeonLethality]

*Falls through the roof*
*Stabs Scde2*
Howdy.

HEY! Ninja! Stop Ninjaing people!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Ninja stelth* No one can see me.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Too bad you can't find me, breakfast.

 

[Scde2]

Woke up by myself...again
*cries*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Sees thread on rails again*
GASP! Tell no one.

 

[Scde2]

It's a secret to everybody.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Good now we just have to steal the sky.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Lights Scde2 on fire*
The correct response to putting this thread back on topic is killing it with fire!
[sup]Now nobody go back a couple pages where I was playing it properly[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

*Freezes Alpha*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Well I'm frozen and you're still burning. The ice will melt eventually but unless you do something quick you're going to lose your eyebrows.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well I guess you could call scde2 Mr.Fre--- *Frozen before joke finished*