If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

Not If I can stop you!
*Shakes fist at the moon*

 

[ShockValue]

You could help me if you want.

 

[Scde2]

...Fine. What do you want me to do?

 

[ShockValue]

I didn't think you would actually agree to help.

 

[Scde2]

You're right. Why would I want to destroy the earth?

 

[ShockValue]

Why wouldn't you want to?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What the hell?
Who the hell are you? GET OUT OF MY BED!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*comes back alive*
Hey there and-JESUS CHRIST YOUR UGLY!
*Does it*

 

[LeonLethality]

*opens the hatch of my moon base*
I get the feeling someone is going to invade me...
*shrugs*
Must be my imagination.

 

[The Infinite]

*portals in front of Leon and then proceeds to tackle hug into moonbase* Not the invasion you were expecting eh?

 

[LeonLethality]

No... but it's still a sign I need to fortify my moonbase...

 

[Scde2]

*Launches nukes at the moon*

 

[The Infinite]

*proceeds to eat the nuke* Yum.. That's a one hot missile there. *burps out a mini mushroom cloud*

 

[ShockValue]

...You should let him at least nuke something.

 

[LeonLethality]

Not my moon base! *Space stabs Scde2*
I like my moon base!

 

[Sir Prize]

It's Mega Man!
Fire the cannon on the evil guys!

 

[Dr.Hax]

holy how did i end up outside?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Damn robots. *Ninjas Dr. Hax out window*

 

[Scde2]

Get you hands off of me, you damn dirty ninja!