If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Blasphemous Rex]

Not all ninjas wear black, Scde.

 

[Scde2]

@Rex: Right, some wear orange...

@Shock: *Makes sad face*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

He's not a ninja!

 

[UnusualStranger]

I told you two there was more...

Spoiler: All still on context, of course

Fine. Send him an angry letter.

*Writes strongly worded memo to the sun*

Tell him the moon is cooler.

Right!
*Writes that the moon is cooler than the sun*
Should I include an Uranus joke?

C'mon you two. Sometimes you are nice to each other.

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: I was planning on throwing him into some lava after that. I wasn't being nice. I was also going to nuke him. Not nice!

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: I was going to frame Shock.

 

[UnusualStranger]

All I hear are excuses now.
You two got along! You did! I have proof!
HAAHHAHAHA!

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah! There's always an ulterior motive.

@Stranger: Lies!

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: Nevarrrr!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Again! You two are getting along!
Man, I am on a roll today!

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: No we're not!

@Shock: *Stabs*

@Stranger again: See?

 

[ShockValue]

That should prove it! *bleeds out*

 

[UnusualStranger]

You just did that to cover up the agreement.
But you two and I both know that it happened!
Its right there, laughing maniacally at your bickering!
It knows what truly happened!

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: ...

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: //_<

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK...I'm done doing that.

*Patches up Shock to stop bleeding*
There, good as new. Just get something to eat and drink and you'll be fine.
As for you Scde2....cut your hair. It doesn't help anything.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: I LOVE MY HAIR! //_^

 

[UnusualStranger]

Its just hair. I mean, it would grow back if you chopped it and didn't like it.

 

[ShockValue]

And you wonder why I jumped out the window...

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: I always hated my hair short, and I am really happy with it now. //_^

@Shock: Congrats, you're emo now!