If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[not_the_dm]

"Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

 

[not_the_dm]

"(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)"

 

[not_the_dm]

"We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand"

 

[not_the_dm]

"Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

 

[MadMechanic]

My friend, I had warned you already (2 pages ago)
*locks NTD into the chryo chamber. Welds door shut for good measure.*

Now, to divert the music that is the eternal humming of the power-drive over the speakers, so that we never hear that dreaded music NTD has just sung...

 

[not_the_dm]

[sub]"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith"[/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

[sub]"And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate "[/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

[sub]"Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game"[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

*Sets not_the_dm on fire*

 

[MadMechanic]

All right, fekk it.

All in favour of shooting NTD out of the torpedo tubes, raise your hands and shout "fire".

 

[not_the_dm]

OWOWOWOWOWOWOW.
*I throw a bucket of water over myself*
Ok, I kinda deserved that Shock. But what's wrong with the Rolling Stones?

 

[MadMechanic]

Before you did that, I thought the quickest way to evacuate a flying fortress was to get a small garden-gnome-wizard to blow it up, with everyone on board.
But no, it appears you've found a better way.

*Slams NTD into torpedo tube #4*
Any last requests?

*waits until enemy ship comes into range. This could be some time*

 

[ShockValue]

@not_the_dm: Nothing. You're right though, you did deserve that.

 

[not_the_dm]

Hang on Mad. You intend to fire me into the vacume of space. Some day, some where, we are really going to ruin someone's day...

 

[MadMechanic]

"...and that is why Sir Isaac Newton is the mosy badass motherf***er in the entire goddam universe! That is why you do not fire unless you have a goddammed confirmed target lock! Do I make myself clear?!"

Whats that NTD? You want me to fire you into the sun? Well, I don't know...

 

[not_the_dm]

Just slingshot me round Jupiter.

 

[MadMechanic]

Anyone object if I just leave this living corpse inside torpedo tube #4? Just locked in it?
Since this bay has 20 tubes, and we have 5 bays, its not like we'll miss it.

[sub]And who knows, if we fire him into an enemy ship, he might force the crew ot surrender...[/sub]

[sub] I now regret not building a proper, soundproof prison facility on this ship [/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

just because you have anachrophobia.

 

[MadMechanic]

Seriously, what the hell are you on tonight?
And can I have some?

[sub] Anatidaephobia - the fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you... [/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Let's just shoot him into the sun.