If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[MadMechanic]

Erm...why are there two evil looking people in my bed?
[sub]with grenades and axes too [/sub]

@Unusual -I believe (several pages back) someone requested a casino.
Well, I didn't have the parts, but by using random crap, I've done the best I can. Blackjack, booze, poker, hookers, booze...

Also, the bridge now has a fully functioning tea-dispenser. Each first cup of tea (per user) comes with a suit, tophat and monocle.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I LOVE YOU. *Leaps at the tea machine quickly making a cup of Irish Breakfast*

 

[Vrex360]

DIE HUMAN SCUM!!!

*sticks you in the face with a plasma grenade*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Still Immortal *Laughs as face explodes*

 

[MadMechanic]

Booze!

*scrapes remains of burnt plasma off Doc*
[sub]Its for science experiments. How to make better explosives, that don't get stuck to my hands. After I prime them for detonation... [/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

That would be awkward but back stab high five's could be hilarious.

 

[Vrex360]

NEVER GIVE UP!!! NEVER SURRENDER!!!!

*lunges at you with dual energy swords*

 

[not_the_dm]

*looses an arm as I enter the room*
Has anybody got any thead? A needle would be nice too...

 

[Rainboq]

Whelp, I'm doomed!

 

[Arestra]

I take it you forgot to take your ADHD prescription today?

Edit: No fair, you changed your avatar after my post!

 

[MadMechanic]

Hmm...I'm not sure who is worse to wake up to...
you, or Doc...

 

[not_the_dm]

Definately you...

 

[UnusualStranger]

I have no idea who you are, but then again, I don't care, because I could probably kill you.

@Mad: So, we now have a casino around....This fortress seems to constantly be expanding. Not that I am complaining, it will just suck when eventually people grow bored of it and wish to destroy it.

 

[MadMechanic]

@NTD Silence!
You're supposed to be currently frozen in the chryo-chambers!

Don't make me put the clones of Tharwen in there. I noticed, when experimenting on them, that they don't seem to like the cold.

@Unusual - you mean...you...you...

*locks self in workshop crying*

 

[not_the_dm]

Astral projection mate. I win.

 

[UnusualStranger]

You know that kind of stuff isn't good for ya.
Lose a piece of your soul each time ya do it.

@Mad: Nah, I would never destroy my own lair. It doesn't sit well with me. However, I find there are quite a few others who love to destroy these things....
C'mon, stop crying about a possible future.

 

[Scde2]

I'm surprised that your lair is still intact.

 

[UnusualStranger]

It is't, really. It needed to be rebuilt.

 

[Scde2]

Oh, who destroyed it this time?
I blame Shock.

 

[ShockValue]

It was your fault.