If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

I am.

 

[Scde2]

No you're not.

 

[ShockValue]

Yes, I am. I'm a ghost or something.

 

[Scde2]

*Calls the Ghostbusters*

 

[ShockValue]

*respawns* There!

 

[Scde2]

I win again!

 

[ShockValue]

Like usual.

 

[not_the_dm]

Except when I am here.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Gah! I thought it was just me in here!

Get out of my house!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Are you the Cheshire cat? I don't remember much, but I heard you were very good in bed.

 

[Scde2]

What are you drinking there?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Milkshake in the shape of a mouse. It's quite tasty.

 

[Scde2]

Its looks like an alcoholic drink.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I should hope it isn't. Otherwise it's pretty crap. I don't feel the slightest bit tipsy.

 

[Scde2]

Awww. You're so cute!
*Huggles*

 

[TURBO NINJA ACE]

@ Kitsune: WTF happened last night? :S
@ Scde: Sparkles, are you a vampire? Thats so gay!

 

[Scde2]

Don't you remember? //_^

 

[ShockValue]

I don't think anyone would want to if it involved you.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I think you might be right there.
*Kitten-huggle*
*Gets out of bed and goes into the kitchen*
Now where did I leave that chicken wing.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Well at least people don't kill themselves after waking up next to me!