If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

It will have the same effect hammer away!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

You should be in jail for possession of a lethal weapon, namely your face.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Shut up you fat Scottsman! Jack already kicked your ass once and ill get him to do it again!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Jeez, watch where you point that thing. You nearly put my eye out.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

You mean I missed? shit, *shoots again*

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Ahh my eye. Oh well, at least I have a spare. *pops in glass eyeball*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey that was one of my marbles.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Oi! That's my whiskey. (fixed)

 

[Tharwen]

You spelt Whiskey wrong. You are the scum of the Internet and deserve to use dial-up for the next decade.

OT: What?! How can you fit in this bed?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

God dammit, and I only just got broadband too. 'twas a slip, honest.

O.T. I pushed you out

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's a neverending bed from the same store that sold the song the never ends and the neverending story

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Pushed you out too.

 

[Tharwen]

I will stay on-topic!

Wow... you look... different.

You ninja! How's the dial-up treating you?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Shit. *wraps tape around Tharwen to prevent guns from shooting*

Not too bad. It's not as if my broadband was all too stable.

 

[Scde2]

I shamed myself last night.

 

[Dr.Susse]

At least it wasn't two stoners.

 

[Tharwen]

@Scde2 As did I, my not-really-a-friend-because-he-keeps-knocking-me-over.

@Yer Man: You think your broadband is unstable? How often do you have to log in to stay online? Are you even allowed to acces the Escapist? How many methods do you know of bypassing the censorship? How much does it cost you to be able to game online?

I think I just turned Internet quality into an e-peen contest...

Using my phone takes so long that I am regularly ninjad by Irish-Australian drunkards, too.

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.s: Thank god for that. *Shudders*

@Thar: Ninjas get no love.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Us Irish-Australian drunkards have feelings you know.

Just kidding we feel no such things.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Ohh my GOD...what are you doing to that bottle...take it out of there....ohh dear lord ITS EVERYWHERE !!!!!!!!!!