If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

...Would you rather have a monkey tail or fangs?

poisonally I'd go for fangs because it'd be awesome in a fight,and I could eat anything!

...

Except lettuce. That would be particularly hard.

Can't I just stay as I am now? I don't think either of them would be useful to me.

 

[Goremocker]

@Stranger Indeed it's out of no where but no one is here anymore and I needed a conversation starter.

@Thar Well that's boring.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Say hello to being proven wrong.

 

[Scde2]

@Scde2: Look at the post above me. That's two videos now!

And...?

 

[Goremocker]

@Thar and Stranger: ...damn...but who eats lettuce alone nowadays?

 

[Tharwen]

@Scde: Pointless videos? You can't treat him differently to me. Go on, tell him off. I'm right behind you.

@Gore: No, it's practical. And, alone or not, it's still hard to eat lettuce with fangs. Trust me, I know.

 

[Goremocker]

@Thar I guess I'm just special when it comes to video posting,and what's practical?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Gore: It isn't just dealing with lettuce, it also has to do with what I could do with the addition.

@Tharwen: I'm pretty sure he was unhappy with your videos being insensitive, rather than pointless.

 

[Scde2]

@Thar: Need I remind you that you posted two very very very stupid videos.

 

[Tharwen]

@Gore: Having no tail or fangs. You said it was boring.

@Everyone else: Well... if that's the way you want to treat me, I'm going to bed!

[sub]Goodnight[/sub]

 

[Goremocker]

@Stranger: You also have to look at how cool you'd look with fangs.

@Thar: well if that's how you going to be,take your muffin and go!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Fangs would be impractical, all those cuts to the gums and lip.

 

[Scde2]

The last thing I need is more cuts.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Tharwen: Good evening! Try and take it easy!

@Gore: And how people will always assume I'm hungry whenever I smile? No thanks.

 

[Goremocker]

@The Doc: While That's true,obviously if you are being granted fangs by some sort of extra ability fairy,your mouth would get reinforced too.

 

[Goremocker]

@Everybody well I guess I'm the only one that sees all of these negatives as positives...

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Gore: Or maybe they could retract. Just think of all the fang related possibilities.

 

[Goremocker]

@The Doc:Hell yes!Now that's the kind of thinking I want to see!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Gore: Perhaps. I just think a tail would be better. We all have our personal preferences though. I'm certain you would like the teeth, just as I would like that tail.

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.S: Retract? Like how Wolverine retracts his claws?