If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

No, seriously. Those glasses do not suit you.

 

[Rainboq]

but I need them!

 

[Goremocker]

*Kicks over Thar*

HOW DARE YOU!!!He needs them!!Can you not read!?!

 

[Tharwen]

Not without my glasses, which you just knocked off my face when you knocked me over.

 

[Rainboq]

*gets out laser*

Anyone up for laser eye surgery?

 

[Goremocker]

But Thar has a laser all ready...

 

[Dr.Susse]

It can only hurt.

 

[Tharwen]

@Gore: That laser's only for targeting! I could try the surgery with bullets, but that probably wouldn't work out.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Thar: You could use the bullets to make people forget about their headache. One shot to the knee should fix that!

 

[ShockValue]

@Thar: I'd leave the surgery to the Doc.

 

[Tharwen]

*Glances at the Doc's avatar nervously*

Are you sure?

 

[ShockValue]

Well, I wouldn't let him perform on me.

 

[Tharwen]

But you'd let him loose on others? Is that what you've been doing all along?

 

[ShockValue]

Of course not.

 

[Tharwen]

Wait... so are you up for this *laser* eye surgery or not?

 

[ShockValue]

I'm going to have to decline. I don't exactly trust you aiming anything near me.

 

[Tharwen]

Oh... well I'm going to bed. You'll have to do that surgery yourself.

Bonne nuit!

 

[Flauros]

Want some cake?

 

[Rainboq]

*OM GROM GROM*

...sorry, this was YOUR cake!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Sips tea* You devilish cake stealer!