If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[BloodyThoughts]

Stop hurting the poor pokemon!

 

[Insanum]

OMG HAT!

*Stolen*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Hey! I'm technically not killing them! For now.

 

[Scde2]

Why not?

Wipe out the little bastards.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I have a feeling that would be breaking quite a few animal protection laws, pokemon laws, and inviting some very mean lawsuits and police......

 

[Scde2]

What's your point?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Perhaps there is a target far easier to go after other than pokemon. Like ones that might not know things like flamethrower or dragon rage.

 

[Scde2]

Spoiler: Solution

 

[Dr.Susse]

We need a target that can't retaliate......Like leaves.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Leaves can be quite malicious though. Ever see poison ivy? I can ruin your day.

Or make it more entertaining.

 

[bgg1996]

No, leaves don't explode good.

I got one!
Nuke other nukes!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Won't the nukes try to nuke back once we nuke them?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Unusual: I'm also sure there is probably a tree or shrub that can kill you over here. Everything can kill you in Australia.

 

[bgg1996]

@UnusualStranger: No, they can only blow up once per turn, during your standby phase.

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.S: The worst thing in Tracy, California is MC Hammer.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Then again, I'm willing to be a lot of the time it is the persons fault for getting killed by it...

@Bgg: But don't nukes usually travel in groups, granting them more strength than your usual nuke?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Scde: Many people have been injured by those pants and dance moves.

 

[bgg1996]

@UnusualStranger: No worries, my face-down card is Nuke patrol. They will spend hours upon hours arguing whether a lack of an identification stamp is worth a $500 fine.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Bgg: Wow! That is a nice card! I'm impressed, but what if the nukes play governmental delay, which keeps any additional cards from doing any additional action that turn?

 

[bgg1996]

Then there is only one card that can save us.

Spoiler: This