If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Count Igor]

Forget Kirby, forget everyone but Count Igor.
Count Igor ith your friend...
Jutht thtep into that blender over there, yeth?

 

[Tharwen]

@Jester: If I were to claim that your avatar represented the Airborne Toxic Event, would I be right? I only know that because they have a fun song on Tap Tap Revenge 3, though.

 

[Count Igor]

Good lord, who put a turret in my bed room?
Oh god, it'th thooting me!

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Gtfo now. I didnt pay to have a retard in my bed. *throws igor out the window.*

 

[Scde2]

That's not very nice.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Yeah, without retards, what would we call people when we're angry at them?

 

[Discord]

Sillness followed by laughing would be the proper word to describe my feelings and actions at the moment

 

[Scde2]

I would be amazed to find a blue animal on my bed.

 

[Tharwen]

I would remark on how familiar you look, and on how I've never actually remarked upon waking up next to you before, preferring instead to make mindless chat with the other people in the thread.

 

[Scde2]

I would probably knock him over before he opens fire.

 

[Tharwen]

I would probably attempt to open fire, but be knocked over before I could. Then I'd infect your computer with a virus that made it play The Final Countdown every time you shut it down.

 

[ironlordthemad]

I would say "Aw crap I F*£&ed the toaster... again."

 

[Scde2]

I would just leave without saying anything.

 

[Rasputin1]

I'd wonder how the hell he got into my bedroom..

 

[ShockValue]

I hate the rails...

 

[Scde2]

*Huggles Shock*

 

[ShockValue]

I think I preferred your stabbings.

 

[Scde2]

*Adds a little more huggle*

 

[ShockValue]

There's a such thing as too much huggle.

 

[Scde2]

No there isn't.