If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

*Hears the clink of bottles*
Jacobs Creek chardonnay 1982 and a bottle of Irish whiskey.

 

[not_the_dm]

This guy's good.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Its a gift he has.
Though the year was a surprise to me.

 

[not_the_dm]

Maybe he peeked. Or he could smell the subtle differences in the grape used.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Perhaps. Regardless, he is extremely gifted when it comes to his drinks.

Something that likely will not be easily replicated.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It comes from years of practice.

 

[not_the_dm]

Interesting that you're better with your wines than your spirits...

 

[Tharwen]

Ah, not quite. It was a 1983 chardonnay.

No, wait! I mean... I have absolutely no alcohol here at all!

*Starts running*

 

[Scde2]

*Wondering how a sentry turret can run*

 

[ShockValue]

You should knock him over.

 

[not_the_dm]

*Knocks Tharwen over*
Like that?

 

[Tharwen]

Fine...

*Sends a signal to the Enrichment Centre Sentry Turret Transport Chute*

How's that?

 

[ShockValue]

@Dm: Just like that. Nice job.

 

[Tharwen]

@Shock: You really shouldn't be encouraging him...

 

[ShockValue]

Why not?

 

[JasonKaotic]

I'd scream and run away...

edit: hehe. interrupted there. THORRY.

 

[Scde2]

I'd leave without saying anything.

 

[JasonKaotic]

I'd question my sexuality.

 

[Scde2]

I'd question my common sense.

 

[JasonKaotic]

I'd question myself.