If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

If that sign wasn't there, everyone would see the water and just keep driving!

That was a close one!

 

[Tharwen]

I know! I even have a book of signs like that. Aren't I simply an incredibly awesome person?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Too awesome even for the word awesome.

 

[S.R.S.]

You know how nightmares can sometimes be true, it happened.

 

[Tharwen]

You know how you can sometimes get a random nosebleed that wasn't caused by anything you can name and only lasts for about 1 minute? Well that happened too. About 5 minutes ago.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If you kinda look at your avy in a strange way it looks like it's having a projectile nose bleed.

 

[Tharwen]

...

What haven't you drunk today?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Water definitely water.

 

[Tharwen]

But... but...

Alright, it looks a bit like a projectile nose bleed.

BUT ONLY A BIT!

 

[ShockValue]

I'm debating whether or not to knock you over.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Have you asked for a second opinion?

 

[Dr.Susse]

The querey might have to go through a representative council of cats.

 

[Vrex360]

*pulls out energy sword*

It's been a while...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yes we need to do this more often.

 

[ShockValue]

Good thing you can respawn Doc.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It still can't be good for the old organs.

 

[Scde2]

Spoiler: Solution

*Knocks Thar over

 

[ShockValue]

That's a solution that I can agree with.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I hope all this knocking over doesn?t void his warranty.

 

[Scde2]

We could just buy another one at Walmart.