If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

*stabs* Sure.

 

[Scde2]

Only I can cut myself.

 

[ShockValue]

Lies. People have stabbed you plenty of times.

 

[Scde2]

How would you know?

 

[ShockValue]

I know everything.

 

[Scde2]

*Chuckles*

 

[ShockValue]

...*Throws Cole out the window*

 

[Scde2]

Who's Cole?

 

[ShockValue]

I'm supposed to be the one who forgets everything!

 

[Spiner909]

How on earth did you throw a train out the window?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the same way Im gonna throw you out! *Smashes Spine against the reinforced window till it shatters before setting him up right and poking him* *as Spiner falls* bye buddy! see you next respawn

 

[Scde2]

*Takes pictures*

 

[Dr.Susse]

That was exciting!

 

[ShockValue]

Congrats on 5000 Doc.

 

[Scde2]

He doesn't have it yet...

 

[ShockValue]

I don't care.

 

[Spiner909]

Obvious liar is obvious

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thank you! For my 5000 I might be doing a horrible poem, you'll just have to find it!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

/enter*pulls out minigun and turns everyone above me into giblets*/exit

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*looks down at the foot of the bed* your kidding me right? *hamster squeaks* whatever *grabs the hamster and ties it to a big bottle rocket which is placed in a big vase.* Hey everyone the 4th came early!! *lights fuse and mock salutes as the noob hamster launches before going B00M*