If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Mr.Mudkip]

Snake, are you drunk? *hands on hips*

 

[capin Rob]

No, Shut up! *Throw wiskey bottel*

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

No, Shut up! *Throw wiskey bottel*

*blinks* uhmm...Hai Snake! What bar was I at last night? I can't drink anyway!! D:

 

[capin Rob]

I don't Know what bar you were at, Now go away, BLARG!

 

[Scde2]

Ok. Who wants to be smexed!?

 

[capin Rob]

ME!!!!!!! NOM NOM NOM!

 

[Tharwen]

I don't know. Is there something I can sign first?

 

[Scde2]

Like what?

 

[capin Rob]

Agreemtn that it is Consentual, Like what Kobe Bryant needed/

 

[Tharwen]

Something that means I have all my rights and restrictions written somewhere where I can reference them if you break them... or something.

 

[Scde2]

SHUT UP AND GET ON THE BED!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

NO U BIATCH

 

[Tharwen]

*Shoots bed to pieces*


No.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

which one of us are you talking to

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I was gonna rape that guy. D:

 

[Tharwen]

Well I'm glad you didn't.

Not that you would have managed it.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Why? D:

 

[Tharwen]

To the first statement or the second?

The first: Well, I would have thought that fairly obvious.

The second: I would have shot you multiple times in places that you do not want to be shot in using equipment that hurts those places a lot when you shoot them.

 

[Scde2]

SHUDDUP YA STUPID TURRET!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

quite down captain emo! some of us are trying to concentrate