If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[All Hail Lelouch]

Hiya Zero!

*Geass* I command you to summon shiva! i need some smex.

 

[Zeromaeus]

You've done that on me once already...
I don't see why I shouldn't though.
-summons Shiva-
Watch for frostbite.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Pulls out a heated condom*

I dont plan on getting my dick frozen off.

*Smexes Shiva*

 

[Scde2]

What about me Lulu? //_T

 

[ShockValue]

You're still dead.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Scde i already gave you sweet loving 5 minutes ago! i need to cool down! (no pun intended)

 

[Larsirius]

Oh my, that's a pretty bad case of pinkeye you've got there.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Careful. He'll order you to do something you might regret with that eye of his.
If only I had a spell that could emulate the effects of the Geass.
It would be like blue magic...
...
...
Oh. My. God. Idea.
Lelouch use your Geass on me.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I object to that miscondering of Geass!

 

[Cabisco]

I object to the... erm.... Ah to hell with reasons for what I do *Stabs psychoticforesight*

 

[Zeromaeus]

Oy! I do the stabbings 'round these parts!
Haste!
-stab stab stab stab stab Demon ID-

 

[Cabisco]

*bleeds all over zeromaeus ruining his clothes*

 

[Zeromaeus]

...
-looks at patchwork clothes-
And? I've been wearing and patching up the same outfit since I became a mage. It has plenty of blood soaked into its seams. I just use magic stain remover. It works like magic, it does.

 

[Sevre]

So...seen any good white mages lately?

 

[kaveradeo]

AHH! dont eat me..

 

[Crayzor]

*eats*

 

[Cabisco]

*drools slightly then helps eat*

 

[Rainboq]

Excellent, soon, you shall be ready!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ready? Do you speak of conspiracies most foul?
...
Hold on a sec. That thief taught this to me once.
-Zeromaeus hold his perpindicular to his nose with his fingers splayed wide. His eyes focus on his thumb while he rubs his stomach-
Eh?

EDIT: and as to the question posed upon me earlier. No, I have not met any goo white mages. A good white mage wouldn't slap me when I courteously ask for healing.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

*Bursts through a wall on a motor bike* Lawl.