If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[not_the_dm]

Methinks that thou hast not had the oppotunity to speak in a civilised tongue before sir knight.

[sub][sub][sub]Besides, its Middle English, not Old English. The only bit of Old English that I know is Hwaer cwom helm. It means where is the helm.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[UnusualStranger]

Thou hath entered thee wrong location to be expecting a civilized conversation.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@stranger: oh damn he's gotten you too
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

 

[UnusualStranger]

No worries, I just figured my message would be clearer if I changed up dialects for a bit.
Though that site is very useful!

 

[Sevre]

I think you should all start using Shakespearean dialect from now on. Hark! Neighbours!

 

[Mutant_Fox]

Am I going to die today?

 

[Crayzor]

@Mutant_Fox: Yes, most likely. *Attacks with a crowbar*

 

[Mcupobob]

You again!?!

 

[Crayzor]

...No!

 

[Mutant_Fox]

Hey, didn't you die!?

 

[Crayzor]

No, dying is for chumps.

 

[Scde2]

No, I'm pretty sure you're dead.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I was dead once, Didn't bother me much except for the decomposition.

 

[Scde2]

Just have some DRINK.

 

[superbatranger]

Is the drink poisoned? It better not be poisoned.

 

[Scde2]

Ah, you got me! It's poisoned!

 

[superbatranger]

I knew something was up when you grabbed that giant jug of rat poison!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Yeah, poison.
Want some coffee?

 

[SPCF]

No.You prolly changed the cream with your little white buddies.

 

[Scde2]

I'm not that white!