If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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KiruTheMant said:
WHY DO I KEEP WAKING UP NEXT TO VAMPIRE HUNTERS.

*Flee*
Not a Vampire hunter.
It's Van of the dawn/garbage and many other things...but more importantly, he would like your condiments, all of them. XD

*Calls down Dann of thursday*
Fear me
 

AgDr_ODST

Cortana's guardian
Oct 22, 2009
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@stranger: or one called "underage-itis" possible side effects of catching it include castration, jailtime, getting shivved in the neck while in jail, and becoming some big blackman's new boyfriend against your will