If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

I did crash the moon into the earth.

 

[ShockValue]

It's still impossible...

 

[Scde2]

Believe it!

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws Scde2 out the window*

 

[Scde2]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[ShockValue]

You deserved it.

 

[Scde2]

Interesting.

So what did I do to deserve such honors?

 

[ShockValue]

You know what.

 

[Scde2]

Indeed.

Then what would be the purpose of me asking you the cause of killing me by defenestration?

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not going to explain why I did that.

 

[Scde2]

Say what?

 

[ShockValue]

I don't know.

 

[Scde2]

What a shocker.

 

[ShockValue]

...

*sets Scde2 on fire*

Violence seems to be the only answer when it comes to you.

 

[not_the_dm]

*tuts*
Violence is not a means to an end...

[sub][sub][sub]It is an end it's self![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

But it does end most means.

 

[not_the_dm]

I've been thinking how wonderful it would be if all people renounced violence for ever. If nobody else was violent, I could conquer the whole stupid little planet with a butterknife.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

@ SCDE2 & SV: Aw, it's so cute when you two flirt.
Now could go do it somewhere else?

Back to the game that we're not playing.

I'd cry, "oh dear god why did we stop being violent. WHY DID WE STOP BEING VIOLENT!?!"

 

[Scde2]

...
*Ejects Dramatic into space*

 

[ShockValue]

*Fires missile at Dramatic*