If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[not_the_dm]

See, violence is an end in it's self...

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Yes, yes it is. * deflects missiles back at the attackers, then climbs into own spaceship*

 

[Scde2]

*Blows up DF's spaceship*

 

[Blue Musician]

*Blows up Scde2 emo module*

 

[Scde2]

*Sets Khaiseri's blue hair on fire*

 

[Blue Musician]

*Melts Scde2 key burning his poor hand!*

 

[Scde2]

*Throws the melted key at Khaiseri*

 

[Blue Musician]

*Risen an AT field*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Sends 01 to get rid of AT field*

 

[Roxas1359]

*walks into room wondering what is going on*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights Maxieon on fire*
I don't know either, but for some reason I had the urge to light something on fire. I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and guess that it's Scde2's fault. And even if it isn't, I'm blaming him anyways.

 

[Roxas1359]

*puts self out*
Oi! If you want to burn something, use a proper tool!*takes out flamethrower and sets Alpha on fire*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*jumps in swimming pool*
Flamethrower, huh?

*starts launching Big Daddies from catapult*
Let's see how your flames go against these drill-wielding psychos.

 

[Roxas1359]

Why are you throwing GG around!?!?
Oh and I know what to do!*throws Alpha in path of Big Daddies*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Through the power of my avy, which is a cute little girl, the Big Daddies ignore me and continue chasing Maxieon.

 

[Roxas1359]

*Big Daddies see a walking, talking skeleton suddenly kill a monster and flee*
Don't mess with the bones!

 

[Blue Musician]

*inserts SHODAN virus into BioShock fanboys*

 

[Roxas1359]

How do you insert a virus into a skeleton?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*unleashes hungry dogs to gnaw on skeleton*
Well that wasn't hard to deal with.

 

[Blue Musician]

*unleashes baby kittens to distracts the dogs*
Now to deal with you!

*begins throwing more kittens!*