If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Steppin Razor]

Kittens, my only weakness! How did you know!

 

[Blue Musician]

*continues throwing kittens*

Everyone loves kittens but me!

 

[Roxas1359]

Why not just do this?*stabs Alpha with cane sword*
Makes things simpler no?

 

[Blue Musician]

But throwing kittens is fun!
Do you want to be my friend then?
*shows him a contract*

 

[Roxas1359]

Well I do love kittens.*puts kitten in Afro*
And sure, friendship is nice.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Cane sword? You stabbed me with a piece of cane!? Oh it is on.

*sends in the dogs with bees in their mouths that shoot bees at you when they bark*

 

[Roxas1359]

Did you not see what weapon my avatar has?
Oh and I don't have skin so bee stings aren't effective, but the dogs on the other hand...*jumps high up to were they can't reach me*

 

[Blue Musician]

*starts getting his kittens out*
Do you want my help?

 

[Roxas1359]

No I got it.*pulls gun out of Afro*
My Afro also acts as my own personal carrying space!
*aims gun at dogs*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*sends in the dreadnought*

Spoiler: Gaze upon fear incarnate and despair ye mortals

 

[Roxas1359]

*sees dreadnought*
Oh no...

 

[Blue Musician]

That doesn't has an effect on us!

*Brings out a cute white bunny*

 

[Steppin Razor]

>doesn't has
>.>

*Hello Kitty dreadnought stomps on Khaiseri*

 

[Roxas1359]

Wait, the key is cuteness!?!?

Spoiler: Gaze upon the cuteness and tremble!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Pffft, *lights ferrets on fire*
Burn ya hairy little bastards.

 

[Roxas1359]

*rips Alpha in half*
Don't...ever...hurt...ferrets in front of me!Ever!

 

[Scde2]

You all fail!

 

[Roxas1359]

Why do we fail!?!?
*looks evilly at Scde2*

 

[Blue Musician]

*Revives himself*
What has happened lately?

 

[Roxas1359]

Many things have happened, it's hard to pinpoint the moment of fail.