If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

Nevermind. The moose got out.

Spoiler: The room with a moose

I'd suggest moving away in an expedient manner.

 

[trust Milo]

So the other day I was walking down this ally and I saw a hobo just sitting on the side. So I punched him to death, but when I got home and went to washed my hands, the blood just wouldn't come off. Let me warn you, the hard blood to get off is hobo blood

 

[trust Milo]

dammit, I got the blood on my shirt as well

 

[Zeromaeus]

Hobo blood is more of an ooze than actual blood. Of course its harder to get off!

 

[Dr.Susse]

But boy is it tasty!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

... No comment.

 

[Steppin Razor]

When you killed that hobo you better have done it in the name of the Emperor!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well I do have this skull for a certain throne.

 

[trust Milo]

@Alpha yeah, sure, i'll go with that

@Dr.susse if you want tasty blood, might I suggest new born child mixed with hooker. The mixture of fresh blood mixed with unholily blood forms some trippy stuff, and the after taste is soooooo good

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Doc: You took his skull? For a certain throne? I see where this is going.

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE![/HEADING]

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Alpha: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Doc: Indeed Doc.

More importantly, however:
[HEADING=1]BURN THE HERETIC!
KILL THE MUTANT!
PURGE THE UNCLEAN![/HEADING]

 

[Daft Sikes]

Oh dear-HNNNNGGGGHHH!!

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: I think you just gave someone a heart attack.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Actually, I drain the blood into a bucket, take it home and paint a very specific wall with it...
That is until the moose got out...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Not the moose. Anything but the moose.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Yes. The

Spoiler: moose!

 

[Scde2]

The heck is that?

 

[trust Milo]

Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. 

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. 

*Proceeds to shoot man five times in the chest while his partner shoots the same man five times in the back*.