If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zirat]

Why do you think I am beating him right now? It certainly isnt for our health, besides, if this place kept on track it would have been dead a long time ago

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yes. Yes I do. Now make me some bacon whilst I rail the place up. I need me some bacon after a hard day's work. And some grapefruit juice would be nice too, eh deary?

 

[Roxas1359]

*strangles Awesome*
Like Zirat said, if this place was still on topic it wouldn't have survived as long as it did.
Now*sets up new explosives and destroys rails*

 

[Zirat]

Spoiler: You dont learn, do you?

*recomences beatings*

 

[ShockValue]

You should set him on fire too.

 

[Zirat]

Agreed, but im going to need a radio playing 'Stuck in the Middle With You' while im doing it

 

[UnusualStranger]

*brings out flamethrower*
Who wants to do the honors?

 

[Roxas1359]

Fire is boring on it's own.*puts in some Lithium to make it crimson from photon emission*
Now fire is pretty!

 

[Zirat]

Ooooh, pretty light's. Now remember children, fire cleanses all.

LET A RIP!!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Very good suggestion Max. Now we are really cooking.
*Proceeds to modify more flamethrowers to do as such*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Dang, looks like I'm in a bit of trouble. Alright, ladies... I guess I'll let this place be. Except for the odd occation when I just can't help myself. lol

 

[Roxas1359]

@Awesome: You can stay. We just don't try to go on-topic because then this place will sink like all great forum games shot down before their glory times.*goes silent for my first and only forum game*
@Unusual: I had to do a lab in chemistry today on photon emission. That's why I know these colors.*puts in copper and flame turns Teal*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Heh...As long as you don't go overboard AE, you should be fine in my books.

The others may not be as friendly though...

@Max: Very cool. Sometimes, chemistry has its more entertaining uses. However, people around here tend to be simply interested in the flames, and not how they look.

 

[Zirat]

Yeah, look out for the crazy types, because we're the normal ones

*Insane laughter*

 

[Roxas1359]

I'll be friendly as long as it's not going overboard. Also if AE asks me to make breakfast for him again I'm putting my fried and dangerous Lithium Battery in his shirt. I really should dispose of it since it can go boom.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh I getchya! *Winks*
No, I'll behave. I just like to get a rise outta you guys. But I really would like to have a girl like Samus to make me breakfast... mmmmm, bacon!

 

[Roxas1359]

@Awesome: You have a death wish don't you.*hides from fear of Shock's wrath*

 

[Zirat]

Sustained.

But it seem's that they finally broke her down in Metroid: Other M. Every other word is her whining about some guy named Adam

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Lol, this is true. Okay, everyone gets in one last beating before I start behaving. Who's first?

 

[Zirat]

Me again.

*Reintroduces AwE to the Cast Iron Horse Hitcher*