If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

Just OK I guess.

Things just....going.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Finishes picking lock to improbability drive.*

Let's have some fun. *Goes to push button*

 

[not_the_dm]

Not again...
*Turns into a green velvet armchair*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Your wings are in my face.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Scowls at Tox*
How do you get wings and I don't?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

....*Puts on brass knuckles*
*Punches whatever genitals Tox has*
I AM THE ONLY WHO CAN USE THAT PIC!

Also, could you link to the Mall thread? I'm of getting back in there?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thanks man!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler alert, I punch you in the nads again.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

 

[not_the_dm]

[small]mfmmmmmffmffmfmfmfffmmfmffmf[/small]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Scary things are happening here.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I think you mean 'scarier'.

 

[Tharwen]

Nothing in this thread is true.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

That means that's a lie.

 

[not_the_dm]

Mmmff mff mmmfmfmfffmm.

 

[Tharwen]

Exactly.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

True.

 

[Tharwen]

I just asked someone out. Wish me luck for her reply!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nothing is true in this thread.
Therefore that statement you made is not true.
[/trolling]
Wait a minute... if nothing is true in this thread, and "Nothing is true in this thread" was said in this thread, then that is a contradictory statement that proves itself wrong.
And because the statement proves itself wrong, that means that there is truth in this thread, which means that Thar saying he asked a girl out can be true, which means that we should wish him luck.