If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Rooster893]

Nope.

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[NerfedFalcon]

No way.

Spoiler: Isn't it cute?

 

[Dango]

I'd make him a sandwich.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

-_- I really need to cut back on the drinking...

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[NerfedFalcon]

Don't like Homestuck, never will.

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[Rooster893]

Nice.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Hmm...

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[Alduin Silas]

I don't remember drinking last night, yet I woke up in bed with a cute chick with bunny ears, a provocatively short skirt and an assault rifle. (gets into my police box to travel back in time and find out what the **** happened )

 

[M0rp43vs]

No one... like usual :,(

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[NerfedFalcon]

What the hell?

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[Sacman]

...<.<

You look like you could use a shower... or maybe just a good spray with the hose...<.<

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[MammothBlade]

Hawt... play on.

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[M0rp43vs]

What the hell?

You should look for Mortasheen. Does he not look like a regular homo sapien? Wouldn't you like to pass on your species' secrets and weaknesses over a cup of alcoholic beverage?

OT:Oh, I hope you're ready for a second round. Because Imma bout to hit that.
With a sledgehammer.

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[Rooster893]

Do not want.

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[Sacman]

Let's start it from the top...<.<

Spoiler: When you were here before... Couldn't look you in the eye...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spoiler: You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry

 

[MammothBlade]

Mmm, let's have breakfast in bed.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

EW.
Also: combo break. I am dissappoint...

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[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not comfortable with this. >>

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Noooooooo

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