If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[mParadox]

Who... WHO IS THAT?! O.O

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[Fijiman]

Who... WHO IS THAT?! O.O

All you need to know is that his body is ready.

OT: Where am I and how the hell do I get out of here?

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[Roxas1359]

I'm assuming we got very drunk and partied last night...
As such please get out. *kicks out of bed and takes balloon crown*
I am the balloon king and you shall all worship me and my power over helium!
OT:

Spoiler: You decide it's gender

 

[Fijiman]

Uh... hm... I'm not sure what to make of this one.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Whoa, an oposum!
Wait, when did this girl get here?

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[Fijiman]

Uh...hi?

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[springheeljack]

Fuuck you man

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No, you!

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[mParadox]

Why you grab? D:

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[Fijiman]

Fuuck you man

The best part is that that picture was a result of typing in "not sexy and I know it."

OT:
...The hell are you doing?

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[scorptatious]

Oh god...

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[mParadox]

o.o

Spoiler: Dat hair.

 

[Evil Smurf]

dat purple!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OTl5mpjyfgc/TkjNaNj5JPI/AAAAAAAAANw/zJIb7qOCqJw/s1600/Philosopher-s-Stone-hermione-granger-3357393-829-1024.jpghaha you pedo

 

[Fijiman]

Bloody magic people. Always sneaking into my house.

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[scorptatious]

Lose the pigtails and we'll talk.

...oh wait. I guess we already did.

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[Evil Smurf]

hiya!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UiZ-uwwGSkE/TZ1gED8P7WI/AAAAAAAAADs/M5aTt2bPI3k/s1600/half-life-episode-3+logo.jpeg

 

[Fijiman]

Okay, who's the wise-ass who changed my computer background?

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[scorptatious]

Something's wrong with my copy of Half Life 2. I don't wake up to the G-Man making this face.

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[Fijiman]

Well hello there.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

GET AWAY FROM ME