If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Fijiman]

*shoots out of random artillery cannon*And stay out!

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[PsychicTaco115]

Lose the beer belly and we'll see

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[DrRockor]

you again?! Look, I told you alread-- wait, this isn't my room. Oh crap!

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[PsychicTaco115]

Get those cats out of bed, they'll all lay on my face and I'll die ;__;

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[Fijiman]

OHDEARGODGETMEOUTOFHERE![sub]those eyes make me think of the main villain from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit and the fact that it's a spy makes me think of [a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w"]this[/a] song.[/sub]

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[PsychicTaco115]

I am the droid they're looking for

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[Ljs1121]

I... I think I might have to reevaluate my entire life.

[sub][sub]*Shudders*[/sub][/sub]

Spoiler: Click it, yo

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Necrophilia!?

NO NO! D:

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[Dango]

*Strokes beard*

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[PsychicTaco115]

Turn around, it'll be for the best

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[Roxas1359]

I was trolled and it's not even 5 yet!

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[PsychicTaco115]

Holding onto that soap with an iron grip

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[Dango]

Who knows what could be behind those sunglasses <.<

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[PsychicTaco115]

Please be a girl, that's all I ask

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[Roxas1359]

Good sir you make look smexy, but get out!

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@Taco: It's a guy. Unless a parent decided to name their baby girl Kenji.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I don't have the heart to say no to him

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[Fijiman]

*grabs shotgun* I suggest that you leave and never come back before I am forced to use this.

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[PsychicTaco115]

Why aren't lasers shooting out of her eyes?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

ew, skinned person....

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[Dango]

I don't even know why there's a chair on my bed but *cuddles*.

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