If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[PsychicTaco115]

Please don't point that Nerf gun at me, that's going to happen a lot at the Expo already!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No thank you!

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Male or female?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Female! (Please god, be a female!)

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Female! (Please god, be a female!)

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Nope. Male. You lost.
And Boba is awesome.

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[PsychicTaco115]

Then why does that look like a bra...

Never mind, I'll just be happy now!

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[Fijiman]

Are you possessed or something?

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[Roxas1359]

Good sir please leave. Your face, it creeps me out.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Tell you what kiddo, if you don't tell the police about this I won't let fly about your little secret. Deal?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Then why does that look like a bra...

Never mind, I'll just be happy now!

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Because cross dressing.
OT: You're a rather... one dimensional character.

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[Fijiman]

I don't mind this.

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[mParadox]

Why you look so angry? D:

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[PsychicTaco115]

Why does that Pikachu outfit look like a dog?

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[OmniscientOstrich]

...How did all of you people get in my room? GET OUT! Except you at the front, you can stay. :3

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[PsychicTaco115]

I can't tell who/what that is

Ah well, I'll be just like Captain Kirk!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hey there, Fry.
Also: DAT TACO AVATAR IS AMAZING.

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[PsychicTaco115]

Why thank you!

OT: Making a whole new meaning to the term 'foxy!'

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No thanks.

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[Roxas1359]

Why do I get the feeling that you are both a trap and a witch doctor who wants to make a voodoo doll of me?

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[Fijiman]

All fear evil robot LEGO Santa. Bow down or face his boots of down.

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[PsychicTaco115]

Did you kill a whole peacock for that hat?

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