If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[SomeLameStuff]

May I have some chocolate? =D

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[Euryalus]

You should probably get that arm checked out *mutters about a brown recluse spider bite he got once*

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[PsychicTaco115]

No, you have to DO something to earn my applause!

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm going to run now.

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[SomeLameStuff]

O...bama?

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[PsychicTaco115]

Hey, I know it's big but no need to scream at it...

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[SomeLameStuff]

I know generally folks like the tall dark and mysterious, but you're taking it a bit too far.

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[PsychicTaco115]

That's some fancy robotics, I love androids!

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[SomeLameStuff]

That's some fancy robotics, I love androids!

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Fixed

Now, with arms that buff, can you scratch your armpits?

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[PsychicTaco115]

I love the color purple, how'd you know?

And you have robot parts too!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't like politicians. Get out.

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[PsychicTaco115]

TWO cat girls? Someone must really like me!

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[yuval152]

Success!

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[Ruedyn]

Freeman! I think I have a gun for yo- Ow! What are you doing with that crowbar?!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ohai photoshop.

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[PsychicTaco115]

Um, NO

Would you mind setting yourself on fire, though?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't like you.

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[PsychicTaco115]

ERMAHGERD

PERPLE

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[SomeLameStuff]

... who are you again?

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[Euryalus]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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