If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[SomeLameStuff]

Ooh, nice bike.

Oh and I suppose you look good as well...

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[Fijiman]

Aw shit! Look who got an upgrade! Also, WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLEFIELD!?

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Captcha:"skynet knows" Well Skynet can kiss my ass as long as it's going to continue giving me DISH and cereal captchas.

 

[mParadox]

Nice hat... face cover... thing.

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[Rooster893]

Well good morning!

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[Fijiman]

Um...hi?

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[Euryalus]

WTF...

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[PsychicTaco115]

So was the bed comfortable?

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[mParadox]

Nice room. o.o

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[PsychicTaco115]

Where's the bed? That's the most important part here...

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[mParadox]

Why hello my lady~

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I was listening. You need to practise.

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[mParadox]

Well hello Maestro!

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[PsychicTaco115]

I can help you with that...

And then the door closes

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[Slenn]

"Is that a rifle in your hands, or are you just happy to see me?..... Wait...."

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(Yes, it's Schrodinger's Cat.)

 

[mParadox]

Aww such a cute kitty!

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[Roxas1359]

My god...you are perfect!
You can stay as long as you like, and I'm not just saying that because you've got a mini nuke on my terminal and the fact that you probably hacked it...>.>

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[Fijiman]

DIE YOU MUTANT *****!*unloads a clip from the All American into her face*

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[PsychicTaco115]

OHMYGOD, SHOOT THE WAMPA EATING HER!

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[Roxas1359]

You should really see a doctor about your skin...it seems very pixelly...

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[Fijiman]

I'm sorry, who are you?

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