If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Please do not link directly to Konachan or Yande.re (which is a million times better than Konachan). Upload it somewhere else first, which is what I do.
OT: You're so badass that it makes me want to cry.

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[SomeLameStuff]

SWORD! BIG! YIKES!

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is pretty good considering many of the pictures I've had to react to before.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Go away photoshopped man.

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[Fijiman]

Do I even want to know what's going on here?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No thanks.

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[scorptatious]

Why do I keep ending up with the (presumably) underage girls? The cops are going to catch on sooner or later guys!

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[SomeLameStuff]

*girlish scream*

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[scorptatious]

Are you okay? You seem sad.

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[Fijiman]

Meh.

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[The Pumpkin Witch]

The eyes...okay, maybe a morning quickie for those eyes.

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[scorptatious]

Oh fuck no.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hello Squidward. Have a problem?

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[PsychicTaco115]

A dog collar? At the beach?

This is some kinky stuff >.>

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're okay for being 3D, but still a no.

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[scorptatious]

I'd tap that ass.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Get away from me!

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[SomeLameStuff]

GAH!

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[PsychicTaco115]

No shirt? No problem

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[The Pumpkin Witch]

I don't usually swing, but with enough vodka those eyes...

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